Erk to the Diary Room (Episode 33 - Noms 6 review, more f**king intruders!)
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Anyhoo to recap the most explosive noms for this year (and that's only *my* opinion here), BB decided that the HM's have formed alliances and that they are talking in code about noms and who they will nominate. Just BRING IT, BIATCH! You've encouraged them all season to do it in the Rewards Room after FNL so of course they are going to take advantage. Just declare "GAME ON, MOLES" and let them talk about noms all they want. After all, only Jamie the Nerd, RTB and the two new chicks don't know about it, the rest do. It is one thing that BB Australia has been missing compared to other BB's around the world, or so I've been told.
So BB says that you can't vote for personality, under the radar or for what pisses you off about someone but only for strategy and he announced it at the start of the noms show. So far, so good. Good move, BB. Kudos to you. So far tonight, AAA+++, will buy again.
Gretel announces that there will be five evictees and that there will be a double this week. Still AAA+++ will buy again. Then while the halfwit HM's are nominating intruder chicks (who by the way are no longer intruder chicks, they are HM's 999 and 1000 this season) because they are trying to say that the intruder chicks who are now HM's are a bigger threat when we all know that intruders rarely if ever last an eviction or two (for an example, please go ahead and ask nick@evictionville.bbaustralia07.com.au - if you can find him) so why wast a vote? However, still AAA+++, will buy again.
But I'll bold the next point that made me cringe and so f**king angry:
GRETEL SAID THAT THERE WILL BE TWO MORE F**KING INTRUDERS!
As if we haven't had enough HM's this year! So on Sunday, two arses will feel the eviction door slamming and 2 more people (HM's 1001 & 1002) will be entering! The way they are going, every viewer this year will be a HM and if SSE and Channel 10 and BB keep going on with this s**t, the only people watching will be the former HM's and the BB crew!! FFS, how many people are you going to throw in! Is this an admission that the good ship Big Brother is sinking fast and that the crew (ie the HM's) were poorly selected and were just hired for their looks rather than for their shipping abilities?
So this week before Billy's FNL super power, there was Travo, Mr HTB, ETB, ATB, Mr Mirrors (Thomas), JTN (Jamie the Nerd) and DanYELLa up for possible nomination. So Billy saved ATB and nuked RTB instead so there are still 7 people up for eviction. Of course with that many people up, he was going to nuke RTB rather than Joel (now aka by me as Rove) or Zoltan and he can't nuke himself. And he's probably still wondering who that treehugging chick is.
So I thought that with 7 people up for eviction and 2 going that Late (from the Up Mike with Late show) would have 5 minutes of 1902 numbers to say. So he did but for some reason he said that Zoltan was up and gave Zoltan's name, face and number instead of Travo! Maybe Late didn't record a Travo piece of audio or someone in the control room was fuddling wuth the swutch.
It's a double, the HM's don't know it but my predictions for noms tonight were totally out the window when BB changed the rules. But please oh please BB, no more f**king intruders!
PS: I'M NOT CRYING! (seriously, I'm not). There was a cryfest last night when STB got a room onstage with Mr STB. Lucky Zoltan and Mr Mirrors didn't see that "delightful" bit of TV.
Myspace friends: Steady at 132
Stand Up Update: Unchanged.
BB Update: Double eviction. 7 people up. More f**king intruders!
Erk Pod Update: Erk Pod eps 9/10 up and ep 11 based on the above to be recorded tomorrow.
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