Blog - ETTDR MS05/2007

Erk to the Diary Room (Episode 5 - Erk flies to Japan FNL)

I've just finished watching a tape of FNL and fair suck of the ninja, this takes longer than the Cricket World Cup! There are 16 HM's at the moment so they whittle it down from 16 to 8 to 4 to 2 down to the winner. I could almost fly to Japan (the theme of tonight's games were Japanese TV Game Shows) in the time that it takes to get through each game and change HM's out of the costumes. And don't forget, this is supposed to be live, I haven't heard anyone say that it isn't. So while the HM's are getting changed and the ninjas get the courses ready, my Myspace buddy Mike Goldman, Frysie and Breezy do their best impersonation of Richie Benaud at a West Indian rain delay. I don't think that anyone watching would really mind if this wasn't live and they cut the crap and just show the HM's being idiots and being knocked over (preferably by Ninjas) It's A Knockout style (Mel and Man might have to Google that! LOL) and it is just an hour of bang bang bang game on moles.


This year, BB seems to be getting away from the 100% physical games and for the nerds out there (Jamie, I'm looking in YOUR direction), you can use your brains. And it was because HTB wasn't using her brain that she got to win FNL.


Repeat after me - STB was robbed!


In the final event, it was a battle of the blondes as BB decided he wanted them to play "Dunk The Blonde" (TM Erk) but without intervention from the opponent, the Ninjas, Frysie dressing as a chick or other HM's. Instead, BB was going to ask some questions about Japan. Instead of deciding that the person with the most correct answers won, they decided that whoever go it was at the end of an unknown (to the blondes) timelimit, they'd get dunked into a thingo of goop. But the time was up and it was STB's go but she didn't get to answer the question but she got dunked anyway. Mind you, HTB had got the last few questions wrong so it was her go for ages but STB would have got more right or at the least the least incorrect so it should have been STB in the RR with me (oops, another HM) rather than HTB and Mr HTB. But HTB got dunked anyway even though she won. Good one, BB.


Having said that, BBB (Big Big Brother, you know, the "official" voice of BB) needs to fire up on FNL. FIRE UP! I've heard a Ninja show more excitement.


"HTB.........it........is........your.......turn.........to...........compete." Billy J Smith would be ashamed, BBB.


FIRE UP!



So while FNL is good, it is so important for the week because of the prizes, results and the powers. So let's have the correct person win, let's cut the crap, fire up BB and let's get it back to the It's a Knockout games which were so much entertaining.

Thanks to everyone who has commented on my BB series of blogs, arguably the most commented about Erk blog topic. I don't have really any favourite HM's yet. Let's evict Brodie with no R on Sunday, the guy is a d**k.


Myspace friends: Unchanged at 114

Standup Update: Unchanged at 0 gigs

BB Update: HM's unchanged at 16 (although it is my theory that there is some cardboard cutouts in there)